Baseball Fan survival kit (gag gift)

by Tammy Barr
January 26, 2001

Do you have a baseball fan in your life that you need a little something for? This would be a great item to make up for them.

Take the items and place them in a container of your choice ( baseball cap, stadium cushion place items on top of it and wrap plastic up around fasten with ribbon)

Glasses : For the umpire when he can’t see the plays.
Stress balloon : To squeeze instead of the umpire’s neck.
Band – Aid : For injuries resulting from jumping up to yell at umpire.

Penny – To help pay off bet on game.

Lifesavers – For when the pitcher has ran out of steam.

Whistle – To summon food vendor or spouse to bring drinks

Rubber band – To stretch the rules.

Gum – To chew out the officials

These fun kits are made simply by adding all of the “ingredients”, printing the list of items and their meaning and putting it all in a jar with a nice decorative jar topper. These are inexpensive kits, especially if you can recycle the jar from your kitchen (keep your eye open for nice jelly and relish jars at the store.