(Use M&M’s, Reeses Pieces or candy corn (great because they’re Fall colors of brown, orange, yellow), milk duds, raisins, coffee beans, or any other brown colored candies).
You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends,
BUT…you didn’t say I was the main dish
For me ~ this spelled “THE END!!”
You’ve frightened me so badly
You know…you’ve had me duped!!
So here’s my little calling card ~ ~
A Bag of Turkey Poop!!