Halloween Poop

pump1-23Choose a poem below and place with a bag of candies, such as candy corn, for the perfect “treat”

Pumpkin Poop
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I’m sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!



Scarecrow or Ghost Poop
For scarecrow poop (or “droppings” if you prefer), you can use: Malted milk balls, Raffia cut up in small pieces, M & M’s, Reeses Pieces (great because they’re Fall colors of brown, orange, yellow), or Candy Corn (same great Fall colors of brown, orange, yellow)

For ghost poop ~ what else but white mini-marshmallows (popcorn, white Tic-Tac mints, or any other small white candy)

Scarecrow (or Ghost) Poop ~ I
It’s All Hallows Eve,
So listen, here’s the scoop!
Whether you think it’s a trick or a treat,
Here’s some Scarecrow (Ghost) Poop!

Scarecrow (or Ghost) Poop ~ II
Fall is here…there’s a nip in the air,
But you won’t have to sink to despair!
To have a warm laugh…here’s the scoop,
I’m giving you some Scarecrow (Ghost) poop!

Ghost Poop
I hear that you’ve been playing tricks,
So listen, here’s the scoop …
I’m running short on candy treats,
So this year you get Ghost Poop!!

(great with little mini marshmallows)

Bat Poop
Furry Little bats,
They don’t like cats.
They fly at night,
They are a sight.
They come and go by the moonlight.
Beware of where you step-

Witch Poop
Witches are wenches,
who fly dusk to dawn ~
But better watch out
what they leave on your lawn!

Their brooms fly so fast ~
they dip and they swoop . . .
But if they get scared,
They leave Witch’s Poop!

Scarecrow Poop
Halloween is coming
fall is in the air.
The scarecrow is shivering
so you’ve got to beware!
The birds are flying a big loop-de-loop.
Look out!
You’ve stepped in Scarecrow Poop!

Scarecrow Poop
Scarecrows can be cute,
Scarecrows can be scary,
and though they move their feet alot,
they’re only sedentary.
But if you leave them to their own,
and find them in the morn,
I’ll bet you didn’t know-
Scarecrows poop candy corn!


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