Easter Bunny Poop

Choose a poem below and place with a bag of malted milk balls, chocolate covered raisins, M&M’s or other dark round candies for the perfect “treat”

The Easter Bunny came last night
So listen, here’s the scoop,
He left a special treat for you,
A bit of bunny poop!

Couldn’t send you Easter eggs
And candy wouldn’t do.
And mushy cards just didn’t say
The things I want them to.
So I got you something special
and here’s the inside scoop,
I found you something very rare.
It’s genuine Bunny Poop!

Not good for you this year,
so this is what I say,
I won’t be coming to your house,
not this Easter day.
So take your time and listen
I’ll give you the inside scoop
open this card very carefully…
(In the center put this saying)
It’s filled with genuine bunny poop.

Bunny Tails-Easter
Something for Easter.. Make a bag tag with the saying on it as follows:

Peter Cottontails are special magic
bunnies, who shed there tails and
disappear into puffs of smoke when
Easter is over, only to reappear the
next Easter. Those who will find these,
will have great luck and happiness in
the following year. Close your eyes
and make a wish, before eating a
Peter Cottontail. Good things are
waiting for you..

Hippity Hop Hop, Hippity Hop Hop
No Chocolate or eggs for you.
Hippity Hop Hop, Hippity Hop Hop
All you get is lots of Bunny Poop.

Heard you’ve been naughty
So here’s the scoop…
All you get is
Easter Bunny Poop

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity Easter’s on it’s way!
But Peter couldn’t wait so long
He left you a bag of Bunny dung
Hope this helps you have a hoppy day

The Easter Bunny hopped around
and hid the eggs upon the ground.
Peek in your basket and you will be
amazed at what your eyes will see…
When that bunny flew the coop
he left you all this bunny poop!

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