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Valentine Poops

Choose a poem below and place with a bag of "red hots", cinnamon candies, valentine M&M's (red, pink and white) for the perfect "treat". Some creative crafters have purchased the Christmas/Holiday bags of M&M's and separated the colors, white for Snowman Poop, Green for Leprechuan Poop and Red for Cupid Poop.

Cupid Poop
I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
And mushy cards just didn't Say the things
I want them to.
So I got you something special
And here's the inside scoop
I found you something very rare Its genuine Cupid poop



When cupid shoots his arrow
and misses your heart by a few
You don't have to worry
because he left his red Pooh-Pooh







As cupid shoots his arrow
and misses your heart by a few
He'll leave you something special
His Cupid Red Pooh-Pooh.



Cupid poop
Just when you thought that Valentines Day,
had no space for any more improvement.
your doubts must all now fly away,
you've gotten a gift of Cupid's bowel movement!"



Here is something from the cupids above
who fly along with all the doves
Who's arrows have hit many hearts,
who send you a gift in this lil' tart. --( heart) use either--
Your love and beauty have been so true,
The cupids have sent you their lil' poo-poo



Cupid poop
front:A Valentine's Gift for You
On the Inside:Left: Entwined Hearts graphic of some sort
On the Inside:Right:This is a very special gift
That you can never see
The reason it's so special is
It's just for you, from me.
Whenever you are lonely
Or even feeling blue
You only have to hold this gift
And know I think of you.
You never can unwrap it
Please leave the ribbon tied
Just hold the box close to your heart
It's filled with love (poop) inside.



Cupid poop
Here is something from the cupids above
who fly along with all the doves
Who's arrows have hit many hearts,
who send you a gift in this lil' tart. --( heart) use either--
Your love and beauty have been so true,
The cupids have sent you their lil' poo-poo



Cupid Poop
I know how much you (care for)(love) me,
Just as I (care for)(love) you.
But because you (never)(seldom) show it,
All you get is Cupid Poo.
Cupid Poop
(use small red heart candies or Tic-Tac mints)

Here is something from the cupids above,
who fly along with all of the doves.
Whose arrows have hit many lonely hearts,
they send you a gift for your heart.
Your kindness and love have been so true,
so the cupids have sent you their little poo-poo.



I could have sent you flowers,
And candy would have been nice, too.
A mushy card would say the things
I really wanted it to.
But I decided to give you something special,
So, listen...here's the scoop...
I found you something really rare,
It's genuine Cupid Poop!



Valentine's Day - Cupid Poo Poo

If Cupid shoots his arrow,
and misses your heart by a few.
Don't worry, he'll leave something special,
His little Cupid red poo poo.



Cupid poop
I think that Valentine's day is for lovelorn fools,
So I'm giving everyone samples of Cupid's stools!"
I did not seal this flap with spit,
'cause inside I put some Cupid S**t!"



Cupid poop
"I used not my tongue to seal this flap,
'Cause I've sent you Cupid Crap!"
My thoughts for you, I cannot tell with words,
But you get the message, from these Cupid Turds!"
On Valentine's day, just as the sun came out,
A commotion roused me to my stoop,
NO!, a FLAMING BAG?! I stomped it out,
Then found my shoe coated with Cupid Poop!"
Just when you thought that Valentine's Day,
had no space for any more improvement,
Your doubts must all now fly away,
You've gotten a gift of Cupid's bowel movement!"
I think that Valentine's day is for lovelorn fools,
So I'm giving everyone samples of Cupid's stools!"
I did not seal this flap with spit,
'cause inside I put some Cupid S**t!"



Cupid Poop
I didn't get you flowers,
and chocolates wouldn't do.
The sweet romantic cards weren't right !
Hmm.. what should I do?
So I found you something special
its been around since the start,
I found you something extremely rare,
tiny pieces of CUPID HEART!



This one isn't a poop, but it has the same general idea.

MAGIC CUPID DUST

Fill a small plastic bag with red and white glitter
On a pink piece of card stock print -

Toss a little pinch of Cupid Dust in the air when you need to feel some
magical sensations. It is a tiny sprinkling of love, fortune, and tenderness.
Trust in Cupid. You will never be alone and your life will be full of happiness.

Hope your Valentine's Day Sparkles!

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