Craft Sayings

over 1500 quotes for samples, magnets and other projects

One of the most commonly asked questions I’ve had is “Can we use these for projects we sell?” I’ve been told that unless it is trademarked (TM) or service marked (SM), you cannot “own” a saying. I’ve also looked at the usage restrictions in several craft books which often state that it’s pefectly fine to use contents for personal use and craft show sales. Only commercial manufacturing is prohibited. So unless you’re mass producing, craft on!

  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • "Bear" bottoms are acceptable here (for bathroom with little teddy bears along with the saying.)
  • "M" stands for Mom NOT Maid!
  • 10 little fingers that from the very start will reach out for tomorrow yet always hold your heart.
  • 10 little tiny fingers that always want to play, that never stop exploring the wonder of today.
  • 25% of men kiss their wife good-bye when they leave their house... 99% of men kiss their house good-bye when they leave their wife.
  • 29 AGAIN??? Talk about recycling!!
  • A baby is a bit of stardust blown from the hand of God !
  • A baby is a miracle sent from heaven above, to touch our lives with wonder, to fill our hearts with love.
  • A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office !
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult.
  • A bit of fragrance clings to the hands that give you roses….Chinese proverb
  • A bundle of love to call your own has come into your hearts and home.
  • A bus drivers troubles are always behind him.
  • A cat is the only real love money can buy.
  • A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
  • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  • A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • A conversation does not have to be long to be significant !
  • A craft is forever, a lover is for life.
  • A creative mess is better than tidy idleness.
  • A cute get well message: "As they say down at the pig farm...You cured yet?"
  • A daughter is a little girl who has grown up to be your friend.
  • A day hemmed with prayer is much less likely to unravel.
  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.
  • A dedicated gardener dwells within.
  • A diamond is a chunk of coal that was made good under pressure.
  • A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrson.
  • A face without freckles is like a night without stars.
  • A family is a gift that lasts forever.
  • A family stitched together with love seldom unravels.
  • A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you are.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.
  • A fool and his money are soon partying.
  • A friend is a little bit different every day but always the same.
  • A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing your shine.
  • A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing your shine.
  • A friend is a person who goes around, saying nice things about you behind your back.
  • A friend is a person who knows your sensitive spots but will never poke you there.
  • A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.
  • A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.
  • A friend is a source of refuge and strength to those who walk in darkness.
  • A friend is a whole lot of wonderful people rolled into one.
  • A friend is both a treasure and a comfort.
  • A friend is deep talks that go on until 3 a.m. on a work night.
  • A friend is laughter and going places and doing new things and having the best time ever.
  • A friend is more than a shoulder to cry on.
  • A friend is never known till he is needed.
  • A friend is not too much sugar and just enough spice.
  • A friend is one good reason for believing in ESP.
  • A friend is one who helps you bridge the gaps between loneliness and fellowship, frustration and confidence, despair and hope, setbacks and success.
  • A friend is one who helps you bridge the gaps between loneliness and fellowship, frustration and confidence, despair and hope, setbacks and success.
  • A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.
  • A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.
  • A friend is someone to add up all your traits but to bring up only the good ones.
  • A friend is someone to add up all your traits but to bring up only the good ones.
  • A friend is someone to call in a hurry when something is really watchable on TV.
  • A friend is someone who does things that count, but never stops to count them.
  • A friend is someone who is a little more willing to ease your load.
  • A friend is someone who is really glad when you succeed.
  • A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway.
  • A friend is someone who knows all our faults but still loves us.
  • A friend is someone who knows all our faults but still loves us.
  • A friend is someone who knows our faults, yet find our virtues too.
  • A friend is someone who likes you even though he doesn't need you anymore.
  • A friend is someone who likes you even though he doesn't need you anymore.
  • A friend is someone who sheds sunshine along a weary road.
  • A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg...Even though you're slightly cracked.
  • A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
  • A friend is someone who's smile helps when the roads are rough and long.
  • A friend is someone with whom you can either a borrower or a lender be.
  • A friend is someone you can do nothing with....And really enjoy it.
  • A friend is someone you can trade secrets with and never worry.
  • A friend is someone you feel like you've known forever, even though you've just met.
  • A friend is someone you're always happy to bump into.
  • A friend is that one word "hello" over the phone that can make you feel better than 10 minutes of conversation with anyone else.
  • A friend is the kind of understanding that makes crying unnecessary.
  • A friend is the one who comes in when the rest of the world has gone out.
  • A friend is the one who is already there doing it when every one else is saying, "Is there anything I can do?"
  • A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
  • A friend listens with the heart.
  • A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • A friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
  • A Friendship grows when you plant a seed of kindness.
  • A garden is a friend you can visit any time.
  • A giggle a day keeps the glums away!
  • A good book is like an old friend.
  • A good cat deserves a good rat.
  • A good friend is an umbrella for the heart.
  • A good friend is like a warm quilt wrapped around the heart.
  • A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!
  • A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor keeps up with you.
  • A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor keeps up with you.
  • A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be. --Unknown
  • A good friend will sharpen your character, draw your soul into the light and challenge your heart to love in a greater way.
  • A good thing to remember, and a better thing to do, is work with the construction gang and not the wrecking crew.
  • A gossiper is like an old shoe - it's tongue never stays in place!
  • A grandmother holds her grandchildren's hands for awhile; their hearts forever.
  • A great teacher loves teaching others to love learning.
  • A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
  • A helping hand showing a loving heart.
  • A hint is something we often drop but rarely pick up.
  • A home is built of peace and love … and not of wood and stone, A place where happiness lives and memories are sewn.
  • A house is made of brick and stone ... a home is made of love alone!
  • A house without a cat is not a home.
  • A hug a day keeps the meanies away.
  • A hug is a great gift - one size fits all and it's easy to exchange.
  • A Hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...But the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.
  • A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  • A journey of a thousand miles beings with one footstep.
  • A joyful heart is life itself, and rejoicing lengthens one's life.
  • A kind word is never wasted.
  • A little child enters your life and fills a special place in your heart …a place you never even knew existed.
  • A little sugar for the chef can make the cookin' mighty sweet!
  • A loving heart brings joy in all seasons.
  • A lucky few have a daughter ( son, mother, dad ) like you.
  • A man is incomplete until he is married, After that, he is finished.
  • A man is not good or bad for one action.
  • A man is rich according to what he is - not according to what he has!
  • A man of quality is never threatened by a woman of equality.
  • A marriage may be made in heaven, but the maintenance must be done on earth.
  • A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
  • A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen...And this kitchen is delirious.
  • A million computers can't replace one good (excellent, outstanding) teacher.
  • A mother holds a special part of all that is treasured in the heart.
  • A mother holds her child(ren)'s hands a little while - and their hearts forever.
  • A mother is all the wonderful things you never outgrow your need for.
  • A mother's love is the heart of the home.
  • A new broom is a clean sweep, But an old broom knows the corners.
  • A note to Thank you...For the beauty you bring into the world.
  • A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt.
  • A person can fail many times but it isn't a failure until he begins to blame others.
  • A person who aims at nothing has a target he can't miss.
  • A person who thinks too highly of himself has farther to fall when he fails.
  • A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
  • A precious new baby has come from above to live in your hearts to fill you with love.
  • A proud grandma ( grandpa ) lives here.
  • A quiet time in a quiet place; a daily need for a moments grace.
  • A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
  • A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
  • A real friend is one who overlooks your broken down gate, and admires the flowers in your garden
  • A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
  • A reel expert can tackle anything. (for fishermen)
  • A reel fisherman can tackle anything that bobs along.
  • A rose is for today, golden threads of friendship are forever.
  • A shut mouth gathers no foot.
  • A single fact can spoil a good argument.
  • A Sister is a special kind of friend.
  • A sister is a special part of all that's precious to my heart.
  • A skinny cook can't be trusted!
  • A smile is a language understood by all persons.
  • A smile is a light in the window of the soul - indicating that the heart is at home.
  • A smile is a light in the window of your face To show your heart is at home.
  • A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
  • A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
  • A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
  • A sorrow shared is a sorrow halved.
  • A special teacher is remembered forever!
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
  • A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.
  • A teacher's memories can never be erased.
  • A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
  • A tip for New Parents: There are 3 primary emotional stages of development for the baby at this early stage:
       1. About to cry.
       2. Crying.
       3. Just finished crying.
  • A true friend is a work of heart.
  • A true friend tells you about the TP on your shoe.
  • A true friendship...Is a treasure that can never be lost. I'm so glad we found each other!
  • A woman has never been known to shoot a man while he was doing the dishes (laundry, vacuuming)
  • A woman has the last word in any argument...Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • A woman is like a tea bag... you never know how strong she is until you dip her in hot water. - Nancy Reagan
  • A woman's best accessory is a well dressed man.
  • A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...She changes it more often!
  • A woman's place is in the mall.
  • Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.
  • Abundance, like want, ruins many.
  • Accept the challenges of life so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
  • Acquaintances may pass, but friendships endure...And you've been enduring me for some time now!
  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
  • After forty it's a matter of maintenance.
  • After man came woman and she has been after him ever since.
  • Age is a number....And mine is unlisted.
  • Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
  • Ah! How good it feels the hand of an old friend. - Longfellow
  • All for one and one for all...And all for what? Hang in there.
  • All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
  • All I ever needed to know I learned (in school) ( from my teacher, etc.)
  • All moms are working moms.
  • All our lives you gave us centre stage - now it's time for you to take a bow and hear us say **Bravo**
  • All people smile in the same language.
  • All stressed out with no one to strangle.
  • All the best things in life are not things at all.
  • All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person.
  • All the dreams I prayed you'll be are all the things you are - You were once my little girl and now my shining star.
  • All the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today.
  • All the wealth of the world could not buy you a friend, nor pay you for the loss of one.
  • All things grow with love.
  • All you really need in life is love and a few major credit cards.
  • Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.
  • Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn't always look like this sometimes it's even worse.
  • Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it!
  • Always be a little kinder than necessary.
  • Always forgive your enemies - they hate that!!
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Always try to be modest. And be dog-gone proud of it!
  • An adult is someone who stopped growing, except in the middle.
  • An angel is someone you feel like you've known forever even though you've just met.
  • An apple never falls far from the tree.
  • An eye for an eye only ends up leaving the whole world blind.
  • An Irish Prayer - May those that love us, love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.
  • An optimist is one who sees a light...A pessimist is one who blows it out.
  • An optimist laughs to forget...A pessimist forgets to laugh.
  • An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
  • Angel on Duty.
  • ANGELS - Don't leave home without 'em!
  • Angels are the keepers of magic and dreams.
  • Angels are User Friendly.
  • Angels at Work.
  • Angels say "halo" to everyone.
  • Anger is only one letter short of danger!
  • Any idiot can face a crisis--its this day-to-day living that wears you out.
  • Anyone can drive a car but it takes someone special to drive a school bus.
  • Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand.
  • Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a  helping hand.
  • Anyone can tell you it won't hurt tomorrow but I'm here to listen while it hurts today.
  • Anyone looking for a husband has obviously has never had one!
  • Anyone who helps you grow is an angel to you.
  • Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
  • Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
  • Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
  • Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
  • Anytime is stitching time.
  • Anytime is TEE time! ( for the golfer )
  • Anytime you find that truth stands in your way you can be certain that you are headed in the wrong direction.
  • Around our hearts no rain shall fall (with Noah and his wife)
  • As long as there are tests there will always be prayer in public schools.
  • As soon as the rush is over, I'm going to have a nervous > breakdown...I owe it to myself, I worked for it, and nobody is going to deprive me of it!
  • As sunshine turns a flower's head toward heaven, so your friendship lifts my spirit.
  • As the seeds of fruit reenter the earth, the cycle of life continues.
  • As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
  • Ask your purse what you should buy.
  • Assumption is the mother of all screwups!
  • At my age happy hour is naptime.
  • At my age I've got an achy, breaky everything.
  • At the sound of my name, fish tremble!
  • Attitude is everything - pick a good one!
  • Attitude is everything!
  • Babies are such a cheerful way to start people!
  • Babies touch the world with love.
  • Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.
  • Be bold, color outside the lines.
  • Be careful how you live - you could be the only Bible some people ever read.
  • Be friendly with the folks you know.. if it weren't for them you would be a total stranger.
  • Be friendly with the folks you know.. if it weren't for them you would be a total stranger.
  • Be generous with praise - cautious with criticism.
  • Be happy - It's a way of being wise!
  • Be kind to your kids - they pick your nursing home.
  • Be kind to your kids...They pick your nursing home!
  • Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
  • Be patient with the faults of others, They have to be patient with yours.
  • Be pretty if you can, witty if you must...But be yourself if it kills you!
  • Be tolerant - but not overly accommodating.
  • Bear hugs and back rubs welcome here.
  • Beauty blooms in the garden as it does in the heart.
  • Bed and breakfast - now there's two things the kids never make.
  • Been too caught up in the hustle and bustle to take time to stop; never mind, smell the roses!
  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
  • Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left...Before you start feeling old and depressed, just keep this... in mind... I have pantyhose older than you.
  • Behind every great man stands an amazed mother-in-law!
  • Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric.
  • Behind every successful woman...Is a substantial amount of coffee. -Stephanie Piro
  • Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent - Marilyn Savant
  • Being square creates a circle of friends.
  • Being square creates a circle of friends.
  • Best Wishes...May good health be yours again soon.
  • Better days are coming, they are called Saturday and Sunday.
  • Beware of Snap Dragons.
  • Beware of wife - - dog OK.
  • Beware.. Angels at Play.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • Birdhouse sayings/signs:
         Every Birdie Welcome
         For Wrent      No Vacancy
         Snow Birds Welcome
         This Place is For The Birds
  • Bless my country heart.
  • Bless our Nest!
  • Bless this house as much as possible.
  • Bless this mess!
  • Blessed are the brief for they shall have lower phone bills.
  • Blessed are the children of the piecemakers...For they shall inherit the quilts!
  • Blessed are the children.!
  • Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape!
  • Blessed are the joymakers.
  • Blessed are the Purr at heart.
  • Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves...For they will never cease to be amused.
  • Blessed are they who have nothing to say and cannot be persuaded to say it.
  • Blessings come in many ways...The nicest come as friends.
  • Born free...Taxed to death.
  • Born to cross Stitch.
  • Born to fish (craft, knit, etc) - forced to work!
  • Born to shop - not to mop!
  • Born to shop...Forced to work.
  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go.....But fat cells last forever.
  • Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
  • But Honey we can afford it...I just sold your car ( computer etc )
  • But it sure makes misery easier to live with!
  • But my aim is improving!
  • Button, button - whose got the button? Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing, the days pass quickly when I am sewing.
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...And that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates
  • By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right - he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong !
  • By the time I'm thin, fat will be in!
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • By the yard it may be hard...But by the inch it's a cinch !
  • Careful how you handle this card! There's a hundred dollar bill (inside) for your birthday...That's what you call an inside joke!!
  • Careful what you wish for - you might just get it!
  • Caring thoughts are with you during this time of sorrow.
  • Carpenters are just plane folks.
  • Carrot cake should count as a serving of vegetables.
  • Cat napping. Do not disturb.
  • Cat-astrophy zone.
  • Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
  • Cats are just children with fur.
  • Cats are like potato chips - no one can have just one.
  • Cats are people too.
  • Cats leave paw prints on your heart.
  • Cats make purrfect friends.
  • Caution - Bunny Crossing ! (for the garden )
  • Caution: I drive like you do.
  • Caution: I know Karate.... and six other Japanese words!
  • Ceramists get all fired up!
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!
  • Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.
  • Character is determined by what you accomplish when the excitement is gone.
  • Character is what a person is in the dark.
  • Cheer up! If the hospital were more like home...You'd be making us a sandwich! (doing dishes,etc). Cherish yesterday, Dream tomorrow, Live like crazy today. Childhood is that wonderful time when all you have to do to lose weight is to take a bath!
  • Childhood should be a journey - not a race.
  • Children are God's flower buds just waiting to open.
  • Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
  • Children are poor mens' riches.
  • Children are such a great way to start people.
  • Children brought up in Sunday School are seldom brought up in court.
  • Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
  • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't.
  • Chocolate - it's not just for breakfast anymore!
  • Chocolate...Coffee...Men...Some things are better rich!
  • Choose thy live, love thy choice.
  • Cleaning house while kids are still growing is like shoveling - snow while it's still snowing!
  • Climate is what you expect weather is what you get.
  • Clothes make the man - the naked have little or no influence!
  • Cold hands, warm heart.
  • College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink.
  • Color the world with love.
  • Commit random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  • Compost...Because a rind is a terrible think to waste.
  • Computers will never replace human stupidity.
  • Congratulations Mama & Papa Bear...Baby bear seems just right!
  • Congratulations on your new arrival! Just remember...Babies are subject to change without notice.
  • Congratulations to the sweet new addition to your family.
  • Congratulations to you...And your some bunny new.
  • Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
  • Conserve water - shower with a friend!
  • Consider the tea pot. It's up to it's neck in hot water yet it keeps on singing.
  • Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.
  • Count the night by stars, not shadows, count your life by smiles, not tears.
  • Count your age by friends - not years, Count your life by smiles - not tears.
  • Counting is a stitch.
  • Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead perfectly normal lives.
  • Country music warms the heart.
  • Courage is fear that has said it's prayers.
  • Cross stitchers are X-rated.
  • Cultivate a Gratitude Attitude.
  • Dad - a son's first hero-a daughter's first love.
  • Dad - you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.
  • Dad dreams, he plans, he struggles that we might have the best, His sacrifice is quiet, his life is love expressed.
  • Daddy's little cowgirl. ( cowboy )
  • Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never get hurt, sing like there's nobody listening.
  • Deal with other's faults as gently as if they were your own.
  • Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
  • Dear Lord - if you can't make me skinny... please make my friends fat!
  • Dear Lord, I need your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth.
  • Demons are a Ghouls Best Friend.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
  • Dieting is wishful shrinking!
  • Dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off!
  • Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
  • Diplomacy - the art of thinking twice before saying nothing.
  • Discover Wildlife - have children!
  • Discover wildlife - have kids.
  • Discover your inner child; play with dolls.
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • Do not allow yourself to be disheartened by any failure as long as you have done your best.
  • Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
  • Do not regret growing old....It is a privilege denied many.
  • Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.
  • Do what you love and love what you do!
  • Do witches run spell checkers?
  • Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
  • Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  • Dogs think they are human...Cats think they are God.
  • Dogs think they are human; Cats know they are.
  • Doing nothing for your friends results in having no friends to do for.
  • Doll Crossing.
  • Don't ask me...I was hired for my looks!
  • Don't ask the question if you can't live with the answer!
  • Don't be afraid of pressure - remember that pressure is what turned lump of coal into a diamond.
  • Don't be afraid to strive to be first — first to nod, first to smile, first to speak and first to forgive.
  • Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
  • Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  • Don't criticize the coffee...You too may be old and weak someday!
  • Don't feed the bears - they're stuffed! (to put on a shelf that has stuffed teddy bears on it )
  • Don't get mad...Get even!
  • Don't grumble that roses have thorns...Be thankful that thorns have roses!
  • Don't hurry, don't worry. You're only here for a short visit. So be sure to stop and smell the flowers.
  • Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
  • Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. Don't loose heart...We are stronger than we think, but it takes time to bring our world back into balance.
  • Don't run your life in such a way that people will want your fingerprints instead of your autograph.
  • Don't spend money you haven't earned to buy things you don't need to impress people you don't like.
  • Don't sweat petty things....Or pet sweaty things.
  • Don't touch my craft room, it will confuse me and screw up my world!
  • Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
  • Don't worry about the world ending today, - It's already tomorrow in Australia!
  • Don't worry about tomorrow...Today has enough trouble of it's own.
  • Don't worry, I fogot your name, too!
  • Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. -
  • Don't worry about knowing people just make yourself worth knowing.
  • Doubters don't win. Winners don't doubt.
  • Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
  • Drive carefully...Cars aren't the only things that can be recalled by their maker!
  • Dull women have immaculate homes!
  • Dust is a protective covering for furniture...Isn't it ?
  • Dust is just a country accent.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseEarly to bed and early to rise and you'll miss a lot of fun!
  • Early to bed and early to rise makes you healthy, wealthy and boring!
  • Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day, tell BIG lies.
  • Earth laughs in flowers.
  • Earthly angels are Mothers in disguise.
  • Encouragement is like premium gas, It helps take the knocks out of living!
  • Energy goes where the focus is. Thanks for being so wise.
  • Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and find they were the big things.
  • Enter with a happy heart.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there!
  • Even though the tongue weighs practically nothing...It's surprising how few are able to hold it! Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature in his pictures.
  • Every great accomplishment is the story of a flaming heart Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph yours with excellence
  • Every life should have nine cats.
  • Every Mother is a Working Mother
  • Every private citizen has a public responsibility.
  • Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
  • Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
  • Every time we make ends meet someone moves the ends.
  • Everyday from this day on is a gift use it well!
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  • Everyone smiles in the same language.
  • Everything in life I'll share...Except of course my teddy bear!
  • Everything tastes good when you're on a diet.
  • Ewe make my heart happy.
  • Ewes not fat...Ewes fluffy!
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • Experience is the best teacher but the tuition is costly!
  • Experience...A name everyone gives to his mistakes!
  • Fairies are invisible and inaudible. But their magic sparkles in nature.
  • Faith doesn't panic.
  • Faith is not believing that God can, it is knowing that he will.
  • Family ties are precious threads, no matter where we roam, They draw us close to those we love, and pull our hearts toward home. Famous last words...Don't worry I can handle it!
  • Few wishes ever come true by themselves.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
  • Fiber artists dye laughing.
  • Fiber artists use fuzzy logic.
  • Firefighters save hearts and homes.
  • Fish stories told here
  • Fisherman's Creed, Early to Bed, Early to Rise, Fish all day, tell big lies.
  • Fishing permit required but a worm works better.
  • FISHING......A reel sport.
  • Flowers are the stars of heaven.
  • Folks who like to put their 2 cents in usually have come change coming!
  • Follow your dream unless it is the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill! Follow your dreams for they are the hope of the future!
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • For every door that closes a window opens.
  • For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness!
  • For maid service push button if no answer do it yourself!
  • For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
  • For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
  • For thee, the earth puts forth sweet flowers!
  • For when two beings who are not friends are near each other there is no meeting, and when friends are far apart there is no separation.
  • Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!
  • Forget the dog. Beware of the kids ( wife, husband, mother-in-law etc.)
  • Forgive a wrong and you'll surely confuse the person who did it.
  • Freckles are sun kisses.
  • Freud had it all wrong...It was comfortable in the shoes we are envying.
  • Friends are flowers in the garden of life.
  • Friends are gift that heaven sends.
  • Friends are the best collectibles!
  • Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
  • Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.
  • Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
  • Friends are those who speak to you after others don't.
  • Friends fill your life with joy, your soul with sunshine, And your heart with love.
  • Friends forever right from the start caring and sharing from the heart!
  • Friends give their best and the best comes back to them.
  • Friends knock before they enter, not after they leave.
  • Friends share the joy and divide the sorrow!
  • Friends welcome, relatives by appointment.
  • Friendship (or marriage) requires compromise without feeling compromised.
  • Friendship is a miracle by which a person consents to view from a certain distance, and without coming any nearer, the very being who is as necessary to him as food.
  • Friendship is a responsibility...not an opportunity.
  • Friendship is like a bank account...You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits! Friendship, like old quilts, stand the test of time!
  • Friendship is the art of overlooking the shortcomings of others.
  • Friendship is the cement that holds the world together.
  • Frogs have it easy they can eat what bugs them!
  • Garden of Weedin'
  • Gardeners don't get old...They just go to pot.
  • Gardeners know the best dirt.
  • Gardening...Just another day at the plant.
  • Gardening: A labor that begins with daybreak and ends with backbreak.
  • Give a boy enough rope and he'll bring home a stray dog on the end of it.
  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. . . teach a man to fish and you get rid of him on weekends!
  • Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
  • Give and take are the twin pillars of friendship ( or marriage ).
  • Give and take are the twin pillars of friendship ( or marriage ).
  • Give hugs...If you 'carrot' all.
  • Give me the luxuries in life...I can live without the necessities!
  • Give others a piece of your heart, not a piece of your mind.
  • Give your husband an inch and he'll think he's a ruler!
  • Give your weeds an inch and they'll take your yard!
  • Go fish
  • Go fly a kite!
  • Go Placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
  • God Bless our Home.
  • God bless our little angel.
  • God blesses this kitchen but......He doesn't clean it.
  • God blesses those with generous hearts the means with which to be generous.
  • God can heal a broken heart, but he has to have all the pieces.
  • God does not pay weekly but pays at the end!
  • God gave us dogs in order to teach us to love.
  • God has given us our memories that we might have roses in December.
  • God made just so many perfect heads the rest he covered with hair.
  • God made you my Sister, Love made you my friend! God must have loved calories...He made so many of them!
  • God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
  • Golf suits me to a tee.
  • Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
  • Good friends are angels on earth.
  • Good friends are good for your health.
  • Good friends are like quilts, they never lose their warmth.
  • Good friends are never forgotten, they live within your heart.
  • Good friends know how to be invisible.
  • Good judgment comes from experience... experience comes from bad judgment.
  • Good reasons to be a teacher, July, August.
  • Got more time for misbehaving, since I started microwaving.
  • Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old.
  • Grandkids keep hearts young.
  • Grandma's are earth angels.
  • Grandma's kitchen... kid's eat free!
  • Grandmas are angels in training.
  • Grandmas are just ancient little girls.
  • Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
  • Great minds think alike...Fools seldom differ.
  • Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with .
  • Grow your own dope....Plant a man.
  • Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.
  • Handmade is from the heart.
  • Handspinners are twisted.
  • Handspinners put their own twist on things.
  • Happiness can be thought, taught, and caught But NOT bought.
  • Happiness is a contented cross-stitcher!
  • Happiness is a country collection!
  • Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.
  • Happiness is being married to your best friend.
  • Happiness is like honey you pass it around but some of it will stick to you.
  • Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
  • Happiness isn't the easiest thing to find, but one place you're guaranteed to find it is in a friend's smile.
  • Happy Birthday!
  • Happy is the heart that holds a friend.
  • Happy is the house that shelters a friend.
  • Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
  • Hard work pays off in the future...Laziness pays off now.
  • Harvest the seeds of love...
  • Have a Hoppy Holiday!
  • Have character — don't be one.
  • Having somewhere to go is home having someone to love is family having both is a blessing.
  • He loves me, he loves me not. It matters little, I'm all he's got.
  • He who blows OWN horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery
  • He who has health has hope , He who has hope has everything!
  • He who has no principle draws little interest
  • He who hesitates is not only lost but several miles from the next freeway exit.
  • He who is content with nothing possesses all things!
  • He who is wrapped up in himself makes a small package.
  • He who laughs last is probably the boss.
  • He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • He who laughs...Lasts!
  • He who loves not...Lives not.
  • He who obtains has nothing...He who scatters has everything!
  • He/she who dies with the most fabric wins!
  • He/she who dies with the most fabric....Is still dead!
  • Hearts for sale some are broken, some are mended But love is guaranteed!
  • Hearts that love are always in bloom.
  • Heat is required to forge anything.
  • Hell hath no fury like a Dad whose tools are messed up.
  • Help keep this kitchen clean...Eat out.
  • Help wanted everyone in the house qualifies.
  • Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
  • Here I am! Now, what are your other two wishes?
  • Hey good lookin'...What's cookin'?
  • Home is the place where we grumble the most and are loved the best.
  • Home is where they feed you!
  • Home is where they have to let you in.
  • Home is where your Honey is!
  • Honey Bees Welcome (for the garden).
  • Honk if you love peace & quiet.
  • Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion.
  • Hoppy Easter
  • Housework is the Pits! ( or you could use Cooking, Working, Gardening etc. )
  • Housework makes me ugly! ( or you could use Gardening, laundry, cooking, etc. )
  • Housework makes your HARE turn gray
  • Housework, done properly, can kill you
  • Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.
  • Housework...Just sweep the room with a glance.
  • How can I go on a diet . . . the fridge is still full
  • How can I miss you if you won't go away ?
  • How do you sleep at night? Do you count sheep, Or do you talk to the Shepherd?
  • How does my garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells...And fertilizer, you idiot.
  • How long is a minute?...Depends on which side of the door you're on!
  • How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
  • How many sheep make a sweater?
  • How to lose weight eat stuff you hate.
  • Husband and cat missing $200 reward for the cat!
  • Husband for sale: Remote included.
  • I (heart) my teacher, (dog, cat, mommy, daddy, etc)
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
  • I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
  • I am a quilter and my house is in pieces.
  • I am always at your side.
  • I am man . . . hear me snore!
  • I believe in getting into hot water, it keeps you clean
  • I believe in myself because you do too
  • I can hardly wait 'til nighttime falls, when I crawl into bed with my
  • I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. . .
  • I can't give you brains but I can give you a diploma
  • I dig gardening!
  • I don't doubt you can do it alone, but why should you have to? I'm here for you just like you've always been there for me.
  • I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
  • I don't have hot flashes I have power surges
  • I don't need to get organized, I just need a bigger sewing (craft) room.
  • I don't raise 'em...I just teach 'em.
  • I don't repeat gossip . . . so listen closely the first time!
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
  • I fought the lawn and the lawn won!
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • I got a cat for my husband, I think it was a fair trade.
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
  • I had to quit jogging for health reasons...My thighs were rubbing together so much my underpants caught on fire
  • I hate four letter words... Like cook, bake, dust, iron, and wash
  • I hate golf...I hate golf...GOOD SHOT!...I love golf!
  • I have a doll from days gone by very worn and tattered, But she was there for me to love and that's all that really mattered
  • I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
  • I have PMS and a gun in my pocket any questions?
  • I haven't lost my mind . . . I have a back-up somewhere
  • I intend to live forever so far, so good
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back....
  • I kiss better than I cook!
  • I know that birds have little birds, and fish have little fishes, Then why don't sinks have little sinks, Instead of dirty dishes?
  • I like to give homemade gifts, which kid do ya want!
  • I like your approach now let's see your departure
  • I look in the mirror and what do I see, but little wrinkles creeping up on me!
  • I love a man with dishpan hands
  • I love being loved by you!
  • I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
  • I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
  • I love sewing & have plenty of material witnesses
  • I love you more than yesterday , and less than tomorrow
  • I love you more today than yesterday...Yesterday you really got on my nerves
  • I love you THIS much! ( arms open wide)
  • I made my favorite thing for dinner ... a reservation
  • I may be fat but your ugly, and I can DIET!
  • I may not always be perfect, but I'll always be me.
  • I meant to do my work today, but a brown bird sang in the apple tree, and a butterfly flitted across the field, and all the leaves were calling me.
  • I never let the facts interfere with my opinion!
  • I never met a cookie I didn't like
  • I only have one nerve left and you're on it!
  • I pretend to work . . . they pretend to pay me!
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  • I started out with nothing... I still have most of it.
  • I still miss my husband. . .
  • I sure hope my ship comes in before my dock rots
  • I take life one step at a time unless the dog's been in the yard!
  • I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
  • I used to be a banker but I lost interest
  • I used to have a handle on life then it broke!
  • I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
  • I will cross that stitch when I come to it!
  • I wish I were a Teddy Bear....The more worn out you get, the more valuable you become
  • I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few.
  • I wonder how you are, what you're doing, what's going on in your life...I care about you. Please keep in touch.
  • I would if I could but I can't so I won't!
  • I wouldn't be so spoilied, if someone would just spank my Grandma.
  • I'd enjoy the day more if it started later!
  • I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  • I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be;
  • I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant old friend of mine, to me along the way----Edgar A. Guest
  • I'd love to live in the fast lane but I'm married to a speed bump!
  • I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy that a success at something I hate!
  • I'd rather be crafting!
  • I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter
  • I'll never forget that you believed in me...Even when I didn't believe in myself, Thanks. I'll rise but I refuse to shine!
  • I'm a beautician . . . not a magician!
  • I'm a material girl want to see my fabric collection ?
  • I'm addicted to the needle and thread
  • I'm an accountant . . . not a magician!
  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm depressed .....Nobody wants my job!
  • I'm entering the metallic years silver in my hear, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom.
  • I'm going to be more assertive!! if that's OK with you...I'm in therapy and Sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
  • I'm just as lucky as I can bee for the world's best Dad belongs to me.
  • I'M LOST I have gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait. I'm not a cranky person, I've been in a very bad mood for (?) years.
  • I'm not aging, I just need to be repotted.
  • I'm not aging...I'm marinating...
  • I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
  • I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter.
  • I'm not going to worry unless the animals start lining up two by two for the next space shuttle.
  • I'm not losing my mind...I'm just one sandwich short of a picnic.
  • I'm not over the hill, I'm on the back nine.
  • I'm only a cat & I don't finick much, I'm happy with cream & anchovies & such. I'm only a cat & I stay in my place...Up there on your chair or your bed or your face. I'm only a cat & we'll get along fine, as long as you know I'm not yours...You're all mine! I'm only working until I win the lottery
  • I'm out of bed and I'm dressed . . . what more do you want ?
  • I'm so busy I don't know if I just found a rope or lost my horse!
  • I'm the Mom . . . I don't have to be reasonable!
  • I'm the Queen . . . why . . . because my pantyhose say so!!
  • I'm trying to arrange my life so that I don't even have to be present.
  • I'm working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
  • I've always been crazy . . . it's kept me from going insane!
  • I've got a good memory . . . but it's short!!
  • I've had many friends with whom I've shared my time, but very few with whom I've shared my heart.
  • I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
  • I've taken a vow of poverty to annoy me send money
  • I've tried it all and nothing is sweeter than love.
  • I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Ice Tea 5 Cents Housewine of the South
  • If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, this world would be one heck of a kitchen!
  • If a child lives with approval he learns to live with himself!
  • If a friend makes a mistake, don't rub it in....rub it out.
  • If a husband would treat his wife as though she were a thoroughbred She'd never turn into an old nag!
  • If a man is alone is the woods and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • If a mother's place is in the home, why am I always in the car ?
  • If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
  • If at first you don't succeed change the rules
  • If at first you don't succeed redefine success
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  • If at first you don't succeed...Have a chocolate! (or cookie, ice cream, etc, etc.)
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • If children are the ones who take the baths, why are moms the ones who get soaking wet ?
  • If friends are the flowers in the garden of life, you are an entire bouquet!
  • If God had intended for us to touch our toes He'd have put them higher
  • If I could remember you name I'd ask you where I left my keys.
  • If I ever want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog. (cat)
  • If I had known grandchildren were this much fun I would have had them first!
  • If I know what Love is, it's because of you.
  • If I stitch ( paint ) ( knit ) fast enough does it count as an aerobic exercise ?
  • If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • If idiots could fly this place would be an airport!
  • If it came out of a woman ..... you'd better believe it!
  • If it tastes good spit it out it's probably bad for you!
  • If it weren't for time, everything would happen all at once.
  • If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
  • If it's chocolate it wants me to eat it!
  • If life deals you a lemon... squeeze out a smile.
  • If messy kitchens are happy kitchens . . . mine's delirious!
  • If Noah had been truly wise he would have swatted those two flies!
  • If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, you don't live in a small town.
  • If one person calls thee a donkey...Pay him no mind...If two people call thee a donkey...Get thee a saddle.
  • If some people said what they thought, they'd be speechless!
  • If sweetness fails and tears don't work...Nag!
  • If the going gets easy, you may be going downhill.
  • If the hat can't be seen . . . I'm on the green
  • If the hat is missin' . . . I've gone fishin'
  • If the shoe fits ... buy it in every color.
  • If there's no football (baseball, golf, etc.) in Heaven........I'm not going!
  • If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
  • If today were a fish I would throw it back!
  • If we do not change our direction We are likely to end up where we left off
  • If women's work is never done... why start!?
  • If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
  • If you ain't the lead dog...The scenery never changes!
  • If you always do what you have always done, you will always get, what you always got.
  • If you are going to kill time try working it to death
  • If you are humble nothing will touch you, neither praise or disgrace, because you know what you are
  • If you are what you eat.. then I'm fast, cheap and easy!
  • If you can afford to go First Class and don't.. your Heirs will!!
  • If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.
  • If you can read this thank a teacher
  • If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
  • If you can't say anything good about anyone .....Come sit next to me!
  • If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.
  • If you carry your childhood with you you'll never become older
  • If you don't have time to do it right when will you have time to do it over?
  • If you don't like my cooking, lower your standards.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  • If you don't like the way I drive ..... get off the sidewalk!
  • If you have joy in your heart, it will be known by the look on your face
  • If you have trouble going to sleep at night Lie at the very edge of the bed...You'll soon drop off!
  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
  • If you love yourself, then you can give love. How can you give what what you don't have?If you see someone without a smile, give then one of yours
  • If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
  • If you think it's hard to meet new people pick up the wrong golf ball!
  • If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
  • If you wait, all that happens is that you get older!
  • If you walk in love, you walk with angels
  • If you want a friend be a friend!
  • If you want children to excel let them hear all the nice things you say about them to others. If you want friends . . . buy a cottage
  • If you want the best seat in the house . . . just move the cat
  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. If your nose runs and your feel smell . . you're probably built upside down!
  • If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?
  • If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance
  • If you're smoking in here you'd better be on fire!
  • If you've tried your hand at almost everything and failed, why not try your head.
  • Ignorance can be cured stupidity is forever
  • In God's garden there is work to be done
  • In order to lose one's mind .....One must have one to lose!
  • In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends.
  • In the pasture of life . . . don't be a cowpie!
  • In this world of ordinary people I'm glad that I've got you!
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility
  • Instant human just add coffee
  • Intense love does not measure it just gives
  • Into every life a little cat hair must fall.
  • Is there life after kids ? ( housework, gardening, laundry etc. )
  • Is there life before coffee ?
  • It doesn't matter where you go in life, it's who you have beside you that makes it worthwhile It is better to be right and alone than to be wrong and have company!
  • It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.
  • It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
  • It is easier to obtain permission than to seek forgiveness.
  • It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of kittens (puppies, babies, etc. ) It is nice to important, but more important to be nice.
  • It is just as difficult to get along in this world without a friend as it is to get along without food to eat.
  • It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. Everything that is essential is invisible to the eye. It is possible to give without loving, but it is impossible to love without giving. It takes 72 muscles to frown only 14 to smile!
  • It takes a wise man to recognize a wise man.
  • It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
  • It's all in the attitude!
  • It's been lovely but I'm going to scream now!
  • It's better to feed one cat than many mice
  • It's better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with a jerk
  • It's better to wear out than to rust out
  • It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
  • It's easy for a parent to hear himself talking, All he has to do is listen to his children! It's easy to be an angel when no one ruffles your feathers
  • It's easy to be brave from a safe distance
  • It's easy to stand with a crowd it takes courage to stand alone!
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • It's milk and cookie time!
  • It's not a bald head it's a solar panel
  • It's not a empty nest until they get their stuff out of the attic
  • It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
  • It's only a game until you lose
  • Its not easy for you when I'm busy. Thanks for being so patient and helping me through this time of working it out. You are very special.
  • Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
  • Just another fiber artist, bobbin and weavin'.
  • Just as cute as a button.
  • Just hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
  • Just Say NO to cooking!
  • Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along come faster rats. Keep a green tree in your heart and soon a singing bird will come. Keep honking...I'm reloading.
  • Keep in your heart a place where dreams can go
  • Keep on keepin' on!
  • Keep smiling....Make people wonder what your up too!
  • Keep your ideals high enough to inspire you and low enough to encourage you!
  • Keep your temper nobody wants it!
  • Keep your words sweet...You never know when you'll have to eat them!
  • Kids brains are like jello . . . you have to fill them with lots of good stuff before they set. Kindness is the ability to give people more than they deserve.
  • Kiss the Cook!
  • Kitchen closed due to illness I'm sick of cooking!
  • Kitchen Closed I'm not in the Moo -od . (obviously to do with a cow project! )
  • Kitchen Closed This chick's had it!
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • Laugh until it hurts!
  • Laughing helps it's like jogging on the inside!
  • Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
  • Laughter is the best medicine
  • Laundry room ... drop your drawers here.
  • Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself
  • Leading a child to learning's treasures . . . gives a teacher untold pleasures!
  • Learn from others' mistakes rather than making them all yourself
  • Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Learning is a journey, not a destination.
  • Let no man imagine that he has no influence
  • Let the sun shine in
  • Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time, like dew on the tip of a leaf.
  • Let's go on a starvation diet...No chocolate for 24 hours!
  • Librarians are novel people
  • Life can make you bitter or better....Choose BETTER.
  • Life has no ceiling except the one we ourselves place on it.
  • Life is . . . taking it one day at a time
  • Life is a do-it-yourself project. I take the credit or the blame for my performance. Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
  • Life is a grindstone whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you are made of. Life is a patchwork of friends.
  • Life is a series of interruptions interrupted by interruptions.
  • Life is fragile Handle with Prayer
  • Life is like a blanket of snow be careful how you step on it every step will show. Life is like a roll of toilet paper the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
  • Life is like a ten-speed bike most of us have gears we never use.
  • Life is like an ice cream cone, Just when you think you have it licked it drips all over you. Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
  • Life is like soup the more you put into it the better it gets.
  • Life is too serious to take it seriously.
  • Life's a Beach!
  • Life's uncertain, eat dessert first!
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Lights Fade Stars Appear and all the Angels Gather Here.
  • Like all great teachers you let me learn from my own mistakes.
  • Like life...Few gardens have only flowers.
  • Listening hearts hear Angels sing...
  • Little Hearts never fear when little Teddy Bear is near.
  • Little things are indeed little but to be faithful in little things is a great thing.
  • Little things can often be the biggest things in someone else's day!
  • Live by what you trust not by what your fear.
  • Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece.
  • Live well… Laugh Often …Love Much..
  • Living is like shaving no matter how good you do it today you still have to do it again tomorrow. Long live the sun which gives us such color.
  • Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!
  • Look Ma! She's making wool!
  • Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
  • Look what I did at school!
  • Love bears all things.
  • Love does not consist in gazing at each other, But in looking together in the same direction. Love is a friendship set to music.
  • Love is a thread that mends worn hearts.
  • Love is how you earn your wings.
  • Love is nature's second sun.
  • Love is pulling together against all odds.
  • Love is the thread that binds us.
  • Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
  • Love makes everything grow.
  • Love makes you twice as tall!
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Love me....Love my teddy bear ( cat, dog, etc. )
  • Love puts a twinkle in your eye and a smile in your heart.
  • Love requires no map or chart, You only need an open heart.
  • Love Sews a Bond that time can never tear.
  • Love spoken here.
  • Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
  • Make a joyful noise!
  • Make friends before you need them.
  • Make friendship a habit and you will always have friends.
  • Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Make someone happy today mind your own business.
  • Make the most of unstructured time there is always time for a nap.
  • Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you!
  • Make today something to smile about tomorrow.
  • Many joys may come and go but friendship is forever!
  • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution...Mae West
  • Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore. . . Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Marriages are made in heaven but then so are thunder and lightning.
  • Martha Stewart does not live here.
  • Matrimony the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
  • May all your weeds be wildflowers
  • May the road rise up to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, And the rain fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand. May the stumbling blocks along your way be stepping stones for you today.
  • May you be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you are dead.
  • May you live your life so there is standing room only at your funeral.
  • May your day bubble over with love.
  • May your house be warm and your sausages plump.
  • May your sorrows be patched and your joys quilted.
  • Maybe its time you talk and I listen. Lets give it a try.
  • Mealtime when the kids sit down to continue eating!
  • Melt icebergs of jealousy & evaporate oceans of pain.
  • Memories are like keepsakes always to be treasured.
  • Memories are stitched with love.
  • Men and fish are alike . . . they both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
  • Men are like parking spaces...The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
  • Mental backup in progress Do Not Disturb!
  • Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
  • Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
  • Middle age is when the kids leave one by one. Only to return two by two!
  • Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy inside.
  • Middle age is when your narrow waist & broad mind begin changing places.
  • Miles can't separate hearts that care.
  • Mind Like A Steel Trap Rusty & Illegal In 37 States.
  • Mirror, Mirror On the Wall, I am my Mother after all!
  • Mom I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit!
  • Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in y !
  • Mom said there would be days like this just not so many.
  • Mom taught you that the greatest leap comes with the first step.
  • Mom Thank you for missing me so much but letting me go.
  • Mom when thoughts of you are in our hearts we are never far from home.
  • Mom you taught by example I learned by love.
  • Mom your love tucks me in a keeps me warm.
  • Mom's CafĂ© open 24 hours
  • Mom's Garden . . . Dad's weeds.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Money can buy you anything but happiness and can take you anywhere but heaven!
  • Money can't buy happiness . . .
  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the children in touch.
  • Money talks . . . but all mine ever says is goodbye!
  • Money talks, mine keeps saying Good Bye
  • More than a father, more than a friend, Our love has no limit, our friendship no end.
  • Most of all let God guide your life.
  • Most people eat to live .....I live to eat!
  • Mothers are flowers in the garden of life. ( or Grandmothers, sisters, daughters etc. )
  • Mothers are real angels. (Daughters, Sisters, Grandmothers, Teachers, Aunts)
  • Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before they smell the bacon frying. Music soothes the soul.
  • My cow died so I don't need your Bull anymore!
  • My decision is maybe, and that's final.
  • My estrogen is gone and I have a gun!
  • My family eats from all of the food groups. Fast, Frozen, Canned, and Microwaveable.
  • My favorite recipe eat out!
  • My favorite recipe order in!
  • My feelings are neither right nor wrong, But they are important by virtue of being mine! My garden grows with love.
  • My garden was in bloom yesterday...You just missed it.
  • My guardian angel has a tough job.
  • My heart belongs to Daddy!
  • My heart belongs to old man winter.
  • My heart sings joyfully with each stitch I take!
  • My house was clean last week sorry you missed it!
  • My husband always says ... I'm saving us into the poorhouse.
  • My husband let's me have all the craft supplies I can hide.
  • My husband lets me have all the craft supplies I can hide!
  • My husband said if I buy any more craft supplies he would leave me - gosh I'm going to miss that man!
  • My husband said if I go out shopping one more time he is gonna leave me. Golly, I'll miss that man! My idea of a nature walk is crossing the parking lot to the mall.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
  • My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
  • My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my cat.
  • My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
  • My next house will have no kitchen just vending machines
  • My only wish is to be a mom who is half as good as you
  • My wife and I have an agreement: I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
  • My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.
  • My yearnings exceed my earnings.
  • Nature is the Art of God
  • Never argue with an idiot people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  • Never eat more than you can lift. -Miss Piggy
  • Never enough Thyme!
  • Never exaggerate your faults your friends will attend to that!
  • Never fear shadows, it simply means there is a light shining nearby.
  • Never let a knitting machine know you're in a hurry.
  • Never let a sewing machine know you're in a hurry.
  • Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
  • Never say never!
  • Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  • Never too old to play with Teddy Bears (dolls)
  • Never trouble trouble, 'til trouble troubles you, it only doubles trouble, and troubles others too!! Never trust a skinny cook!
  • Never trust a smiling cat.
  • Never try to out stubborn a cat.
  • Never underestimate the lack of taste of the buying public
  • New friends are silver but old are gold!
  • Next to the cat, I love you best.
  • Night falls, stars appear, evening angels gather here
  • No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.
  • No diet is impossible...Hopeless maybe . but not impossible!
  • No door is too difficult for the key of love to open.
  • No good deed goes unpunished.
  • No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  • No job is finished until the paperwork is done. (for bathroom)
  • No matter how busy I am, I'm never too busy to stop and talk about how busy I am.
  • No matter how much you do . . you never do enough!
  • No matter how rich a man may be there's nothing he can buy finer than a friend.
  • No matter what, no matter where, It's always home when love is there.
  • No matter where I serve my guests . . . it seems they like my kitchen best!
  • No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
  • No one ever said it was going to be easy but this is ridiculous!
  • No one has ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things!
  • No one has so big a house that he does not need a good neighbor.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • No one loves his country for its size or eminence but because it is his own!
  • No smoking . . . so get your butt out of here!
  • No, the sheep makes the wool; I make the yarn.
  • Northern Lights. . . Like seeing God painting in the sky?
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  • Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
  • Nothing changes if nothing changes!
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
  • Nothing lasts forever ... not even your troubles.
  • Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
  • Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
  • Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
  • Now that we're organized....What do we do ?
  • Nurses are I.V. Leaguers
  • Nurses call the shots
  • Nurses give Intensive Care
  • Nursing is a work of heart!
  • Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal. Of all the blessings from above, the sweetest is a mother's love.
  • Of all the gems on this earth friends are the most precious!
  • Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
  • Of course there is such things as angels. Only sometimes they don't have wings ... and we call them friends. Often God's biggest gifts to us come in the littlest of packages...Our children.
  • Okay you can look at my dust just don't write in it!
  • Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
  • Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
  • Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
  • Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
  • Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
  • Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
  • Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
  • Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
  • Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
  • Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
  • Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
  • Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
  • Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
  • Old crafter's never die, they just get more bazaar!
  • Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
  • Old doctors never die, they just lose their patients.
  • Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
  • Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
  • Old Fishermen never die . . . their bobbers just quit bouncing.
  • Old Fishermen never die . . . they just smell that way.
  • Old friends are the best antiques.
  • Old gardeners never die . . . they just go to pot.
  • Old gardeners never die they just spade away.
  • Old gardeners never die, they just go to seed.
  • Old golfers never die . . . they just lose their swing.
  • Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
  • Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
  • Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
  • Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
  • Old investors never die, they just roll over.
  • Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
  • Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
  • Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
  • Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
  • Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
  • Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
  • Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
  • Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
  • Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
  • Old postmasters never die, they just lose their zip.
  • Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
  • Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
  • Old psychiatrists never die, they just shrink away.
  • Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
  • Old quilters never die, they just go batts.
  • Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces.
  • Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
  • Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
  • Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
  • Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
  • Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
  • Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.
  • On my wall for all to see, my guardian angel watches over me.
  • On the eighth day God created coffee.
  • Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
  • One can never have too many dogs. (cats, projects, etc)
  • One craft project, like one cookie, is never enough!
  • One day I will burst my bud of calm and blossom into hysteria!
  • One good thing about rutabagas is that they provide something for parsnips to taste better than....
  • One man's humor is often another man's pain.
  • One of the first things a College Grad discovers is that jobs are handed out by people who think and act a lot like his parents. One of the greatest pleasures of friendship is doing something nice for someone who never finds out who did it. (great for giving something to a secret pal )One of the most important trips a person can make is the one where he meets another halfway. One should eat to live, not live to eat.
  • One week without prayer makes one weak.
  • Only when I became a mother did I learn to be a daughter.
  • Open the oven take a look ~ first to complain is next weeks cook.
  • Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment!!
  • Opportunity is always dressed in 'work clothes'.
  • Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
  • Our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
  • Our laundry room has the latest dirt!
  • Our lives are like quilts bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love.
  • Our most treasured family heirloom are our sweet family memories.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Over 40 and still cookin'!
  • Paint every stroke from your heart.
  • Patience is idling your motor when you'd like to step up the gears.
  • Patience is the ability to put up with people you'd like to put down.
  • Pay attention to your enemies for they are the first to discover your mistakes!
  • People are judged by the company they keep and the company they keep away from.
  • People want to know how much you care before they care how much you know.
  • People will believe anything if you whisper it . . .
  • Persistence is a great and necessary virtue.
  • Persistence will eventually get you almost anything.
  • Pessimism never won any battles!
  • Pick your friends but not to pieces.
  • Pick your friends, but not to pieces.
  • Plan ahead ... it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • Playing golf (any sport) is not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that! Please don't hog the bathroom! (painted with a little pig )
  • Please understand that no matter how old I get I will always be a kid at heart.
  • Practice makes perfect, so be careful what you practice!
  • Prayer is kind of like calling home everyday
  • Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  • Pride makes us do things well. But it is love that makes us do them to perfection.
  • Professionals are predictable...Amateurs are DANGEROUS!
  • Prohibited use of four letter words: dust, wash, iron, cook!
  • Proofread carefully to see if you left any words out.
  • Purranoia: the fear that cats are up to something!
  • Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of .
  • Quilt 'til you wilt!
  • Quilters don't do buttons.
  • Quilters never cut corners.
  • Quilting forever...Housework whenever!
  • Quilting is my passion ... chocolate comes in a close second.
  • Quilting with a friend will keep you in stitches.
  • Quilts are like friends a great source of comfort.
  • Raised on Country Sunshine.
  • Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.
  • Reach for the moon...Even if you miss you'll land among the stars.
  • Reach for the stars it keeps your chest from sagging!
  • Reach high and touch the stars
  • Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. Real cross stitchers floss every day.
  • Real friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job. Real men don't ask directions.
  • Real men don't read instructions.
  • Reason to smile Every 7 minutes someone in aerobics class pulls a hamstring!
  • Respect is Love in plain clothes
  • Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time . . . I think. I've forgotten this before.
  • RN Means Real Nice
  • Rumors are the tools of the ignorant.
  • Sad fact square meals make round people!
  • Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative!
  • Save water don't do dishes.
  • Scatter seeds of happiness.
  • Scatter seeds of kindness where you may go!
  • Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
  • Send in the clowns.
  • Serenity is seeing a sunset and knowing who to thank!
  • Sewing and crafts fill my days not to mention the living room, bedroom and closets.
  • Share a little love today.
  • Shared joy is joy doubled….
  • Shared sorrow is sorrow halved.
  • She (or he) who plants a garden plants happiness.
  • She who dies with the most fabric wins.
  • She who dies with the most wool, gets fleeced.
  • Shhh baby sleeping!
  • Shin ... a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  • Shock me . . . say something intelligent.
  • Should I weed the lawn or say it's a garden?
  • Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. Silence is a great peace maker.
  • Simple moments are extraordinary.
  • Sing the song of life everyday!
  • Sister by chance, friends by choice.
  • Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.
  • Smile fresh air is good for your teeth.
  • Smile sunshine is good for your teeth.
  • Snowcones 5 cents.
  • Snowflakes 4 sale.
  • Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
  • So much chocolate so little time!
  • Some days are a total waste of makeup.
  • Some days you step in it . . . some days you don't!
  • Some days you're the pigeon.....Some days you're the statue!
  • Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
  • Some people just grin an bear it, while others smile and change it.
  • Some people like to make a little garden out of life & walk down a path.
  • Some people say I'm a grumpy mean old man... that's not true…I have the heart of a kind and gentle soul - in a jar, on my desk.
  • Some people say I'm a grumpy mean old witch… that's not true…I have the heart of a kind and gentle soul – in a jar on my desk.
  • Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty....Some things have to be believed to be seen.
  • Some women dream of a night on the town, of diamonds, of trips around the world...Me, I'd settle for a chance at the remote control every now and again!
  • Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
  • Sometimes a library of words can't say what a hug from a friend can.
  • Sometimes even the littlest wishes come true.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy . . . sometimes I let him sleep!
  • Sometimes its hard to ask others for help…but I promise to ask you if you promise to ask me...I care about you.
  • Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children he richest inheritance!
  • Sometimes there is more to gain in being wrong than being right.
  • Sometimes we are so busy adding up our troubles we forget to count our blessings!
  • Sometimes we forget to turn off the sound when the mind goes blank.
  • Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching.
  • Sorrow looks back...Worry looks around...Faith looks up!
  • Speak kind words and you will hear kind echoes.
  • Speak the truth but leave immediately after!
  • Speak the truth but leave immediately after!
  • Special friends become our chosen family.
  • Spent so much on the loom, I've got nothing weft!
  • Spring is Nature's way of saying let's party!
  • Stars are the flowers of heaven...Flowers are the stars of the earth.
  • Stitcher's favorite drink--Sewda!
  • Stitchers bear their crosses better.
  • Stop talking when I'm interrupting!
  • Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
  • Stressed ME ?
  • Suburbia: where they pull out the trees & then name streets after them.
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • Success comes in cans; Failure comes in can'ts.
  • Success in marriage is more than finding the right person...It's becoming the right person. Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the street.
  • Support bacteria they're the only culture some people have.
  • Swallowing angry words is much better than having to eat them.
  • Take care of your character & your reputation will take care of itself!
  • Take my advice.. I'm not using it.
  • Take time to love the little things.
  • Talent is flame. Genius is fire.
  • Talk is cheap except when Congress does it.
  • Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
  • Teachers are a kid's best friend.
  • Teachers are in a class of their own!
  • Teachers can't live on apples alone.
  • Teachers favorite months July and August
  • Teachers have class.
  • Teachers make kids count.
  • Teachers make the little things count.
  • Teachers make the grade A+.
  • Teachers make the grade!
  • Teachers never lose their class.
  • Teachers rule! (could be put with a picture of a ruler and would go well on a small chalk board). Teachers Task.... to take a lot of hot wires and make sure they are well grounded.
  • Teamwork is vital it gives you someone to blame.
  • Teddy bears are stuffed with dreams and memories.
  • Teenagers: NO is a complete sentence!
  • Tell me to 'stuff it' I'm a taxidermist.
  • Thank God for dirty dishes; they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we're eating very well. With home and health and happiness, I shouldn't want to fuss; and by the stack of evidence, God's been very good to us!
  • Thank you for being you!
  • Thank you for opening so many doors then seeing me through them!
  • Thanksgiving is not a time of the year but an attitude of the heart.
  • That's why we call it the present. You and me...Buds forever! (with roses)
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  • The art of teaching is the art of assisting in discovery.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good nights sleep.
  • The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning!
  • The best gifts are always tied with heartstrings.
  • The best inheritance a father (parent) can leave his children is a good example.
  • The best mirror is an old friend.
  • The best part about waking up is finding your teeth are still in the cup!
  • The best possession one may have is a true friend.
  • The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.
  • The best thing to spend on kids is time.
  • The best things in life are free!
  • The best way to get the last word is to apologize.
  • The best way to knock the chip off another person's shoulder is to pat him on the back. The Cleanliness of Theory is nothing when compared to the Mess of Reality!
  • The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
  • The company you keep will determine the trouble you meet.
  • The cure of crime is not in the electric chair but in the high chair.
  • The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
  • The difference between the possible and impossible lies in a persons' determination.
  • The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.
  • The Easter Bunny Stops Here.
  • The egg hunt begins here.
  • The eyes are not responsible for what the heart sees!
  • The fact that everything will be alright does not necessarily make anything all right now. The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
  • The faster I go the behinder I get (on upside-down heart).
  • The first step to wisdom is silence; the second is listening.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • The Golfer's diet .....Stay on the greens.
  • The good thing about spoiled children is that you never have any in your family!
  • The grass may look greener on the other side but it still has to be mowed.
  • The greatest possession you have is the 24 hours directly in front of you.
  • The handwriting on the wall means the grandchildren found the crayons.
  • The happiest families are those in which the children are properly spaced about 10 feet apart! The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude.
  • The hardest secret for a man to keep is his opinion of himself.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • The harmony between friends is sweeter than any choir.
  • The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
  • The heart that gives love is always young!
  • The highest form of wisdom is kindness!
  • The journey to a friend's house is never long.
  • The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong The laughter of children is an international language.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.... or an oncoming train.
  • The loving are the daring!
  • The man who says it can't be done should not interrupt the woman who is doing it! The mediocre teacher tells...The good teacher explains...The superior teacher demonstrates...The GREAT teacher inspires.
  • The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you will have.
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother!
  • The most important things in live aren't things.
  • The most miserable person on earth is the one who has money and no friends.
  • The most valuable gift you can give another is a good example.
  • The next time you're feeling down, just think abou all the terrible things that didn't happen to you. The nicest dreams that will ever be are the dreams shared by my teddy and me.
  • The older I get, the better I was.
  • The only domestic thing about me is that I live indoors.
  • The only fair way to talk about someone, is to speak as though you knew they were listening in. The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. The only self cleaning thing in this house is the cat.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • The only thing self-cleaning in this house is the cat
  • The only way to have a friend is to be one.
  • The opinions expressed by the husband in this house are not necessarily those of the management. The past is history, the future a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present. The perfect food would taste as good as fresh popcorn smells.
  • The Perfect Man (with gingerbread man) He's cute, he's sweet, and he doesn't get upset when you bite his head off!
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • The procrastination support group meeting has been postponed!
  • The quickest way to wipe out a friend is to sponge off him.
  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.
  • The Rooster may crow, but the Hen delivers the goods!
  • The rustle of the wind reminds us a Fairy is near.
  • The secret of contentment is the realization that life is a gift not a right.
  • The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
  • The shortest distance between two people is a smile!
  • The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
  • The simplest beauty in nature is a sign of divinity.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  • The sparkle in my child's eyes, of wonder & delight, shines brighter than any Christmas lights. The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack
  • The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools!
  • The sweetest music to anyone's ear is the sound of his own name!
  • The Tassel is Worth the Hassle! (for graduation )
  • The things that come to those that wait are usually the things left by those who got there first.
  • The time to be happy is now!
  • The touch of a good friend can be healing.
  • The trouble with the guy who talks too fast is that he often says something he hasn't thought of yet. The very thing that you feel is going to destroy you may be the thing that will make you, and what you feel may be the end of you, may well be the beginning.
  • The way to have friends is to be willing to lose some arguments.
  • The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he going.
  • The woman who drives from the backseat, is no different than the man who cooks from the dining room table! The world is full of cactus...But it doesn't mean you have to sit on it!
  • The world today is hungry not only for bread but hungry for love, hungry to be wanted and hungry to be loved.
  • Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap!
  • There are few hours in life more agreeable than afternoon tea.
  • There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
  • There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise.
  • There are not many things in life so beautiful as true friendship, and not many things more uncommon. There are only two kinds of foods: If it's not chocolate, it's a vegetable.
  • There are things in the future & things in the past... live each moment as though it were your last.
  • There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
  • There are times when Silence has the loudest voice!
  • There are two things a child will share willingly... chickenpox and his mother's age.
  • There are two things we should give our children... one is roots...The other is wings!
  • There are usually three sides to a controversy...Yours, the other person's and the right side. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
  • There is absolutely no substitution for a genuine lack of preparation.
  • There is no better exercise for the heart than reaching down and lifting someone up.
  • There is no disgrace in falling down...The disgrace is lying there.
  • There is no gift so precious as a true friend.
  • There is no job so simple that it can't go wrong.
  • There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
  • There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
  • There is not limit to the good a human can do, if they don't care who gets the credit. There is nothing half as pleasant as coming home again.
  • There is nothing in this world as strong as your belief in yourself.
  • There is nothing so nice as a cheerful word .
  • There is nothing to fear but fur itself.
  • There's a fine line between fishing....And standing on the shore like an idiot.
  • There's enough warmth in a friend's hug to warm up the coldest day.
  • There's no place like home...Except Grandma's!
  • There's nothing duller than perfectly good taste.
  • There's nothing more exciting than starting a new project.
  • There's nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
  • They call it golf because all the other 4 letter words are taken!
  • They're sure housework won't kill you...But why take the risk?
  • Things are bad...Send chocolate.
  • Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
  • This home is run for the comfort and well being of the cat.
  • This house is protected by killer dust bunnies!
  • This is a self cleaning kitchen...Clean up after yourself!
  • This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with!
  • This isn't a desk...It's a landfill!
  • This kitchen is closed, it's been a long day. The dishes are done so please go away! This kitchen is seasoned with love.
  • Thorough preparation makes its own luck!
  • Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
  • Those who indulge....Bulge!
  • Those who love the young best, stay young longest.
  • Those who plant kindness, harvest love .
  • Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love.
  • Those who stuff...Puff!
  • Those who try to do something and fail are much better off than those who try to do nothing and succeed. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  • Thou Shalt Not Whine!
  • Thoughts prayers and purrs to you...
  • Three cheers for the red, white and blue!
  • Thyme began in a garden.
  • Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. - Groucho Marx
  • Time may pass and we may part but true friends stay close at heart!
  • To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
  • To be without a friend is a serious form of poverty.
  • To craft is to live (or fill in word: read, play, quilt , sing etc.)
  • To feel rich, count the things you have that money can't buy.
  • To imagine is everything.
  • To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
  • To make your dreams come true, you have to stay awake.
  • To receive a smile...Give one away.
  • To teach is to touch the future.
  • To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved but at what he aspires to.
  • Today is a gift from God...Remember to thank him.
  • Today's happy together times, are tomorrow's warm with memory times.
  • Tomorrow is today's greatest labor-saving device.
  • Touch not only with your hands, but also with your heart.
  • Touch these scissors and die.
  • Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.
  • True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.
  • True friends have hearts that beat as one.
  • True friends look past the broken gate and admire the flowers in the garden.
  • True friendship is never serene.
  • True happiness lies not in having everything you want, but rather in enjoying everything you have! Trust your hunches they're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. Try to imagine how little I care!
  • Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship. --Unknown
  • Twenty years from now you willl be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. - Mark Twain
  • Two Hearts United.
  • Two proud grandparents live here.
  • Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
  • Use the talents you possess; for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best. Use your head....It's the little things that count!
  • Usually people who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
  • Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scenery.
  • Wanted child of any age to love.
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • WARNING: Mom's gone BEAST.
  • Warning: The dates on the calendar are closer than they appear!
  • Was today really necessary?
  • Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
  • We aim to please... you aim too please (For a bathroom)
  • We all grow best in sunshine and love.
  • We are all cat toys.
  • We are here on Earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I do not know - W. H. Auden
  • We can broaden our horizons by creating beauty apart from space and time .
  • We cannot change the direction of the wind... but we can adjust our sails.
  • We cough to clear our throats..
  • We don't know who we are, until we see what we can do!
  • We don't make mistakes...We do variations!
  • We give advice by the bucket but take it by the grain!
  • We had to get rid of the kids...The cat was allergic.
  • We interrupt this marriage for a football game! (baseball, hockey) etc.
  • We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
  • We may not remember days but we do remember moments.
  • We only find beauty if we carry it in our hearts..
  • We shape our lives not by what we carry with us...But by what we leave behind.
  • We should hold our heads high, but keep our noses at a friendly level.
  • We sigh to clear our hearts.
  • We've been through a lot together...And most of it was your fault.
  • Wear natural fibers hug your cat.
  • Weeds Welcome Here! (for the garden)
  • Welcome to my country cottage
  • Welcome to my country kitchen
  • Welcome to our Funny Farm
  • Welcome to our Patch
  • What brings joy to the heart is not so much the friend's gift, but the friend's love.
  • What came first, the woman or the department store? (craft store, chocolate shop )
  • What counts most in life is what we do for others.
  • What do you mean...Ice cream isn't a food group! (you could also use chocolate, cookies, etc )
  • What goes around...Comes around!
  • What has four legs and an arm. A happy pit bull.
  • What is a friend? I will tell you....it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. --Frank Crane
  • What is art, but a way of seeing?
  • What lies before us are tiny matters, compared to what lies within us.
  • What part of NO don't you understand?
  • What's good for the goose is good for the gander!
  • Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
  • Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  • When all else fails, ask a teacher!
  • When everything is said and done, more has been said than done.
  • When I count my blessings I count you twice.
  • When I die bury me in the River so my Husband will fish for me.
  • When I die bury me in the Wood so my Husband will hunt for me.
  • When I die, please bury me at Wal-mart at least I know my wife will visit me there!
  • When I learned how to craft I forgot how to cook.
  • When I'm right no one remembers...When I'm wrong no one forgets!
  • When in doubt...Duck!
  • When in doubt...Exaggerate! (would be good with a picture of a fish).
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ( or lemon pie ).
  • When life gives you scraps, make a quilt
  • When nature calls go Golfin' ( huntin', fishin')
  • When one is helping another both are strong.
  • When someone you love becomes a memory...The memory becomes a treasure.
  • When the bosses talk about improving productivity they are never talking about themselves.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape.
  • When the meal isn't ready, they're under my feet...When the food's on the table, they're down the street.
  • When the window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. -- Tom Peters
  • When the world wearies, there is always the garden.
  • When they placed you in my arms you slipped into my heart.
  • When we have a pet peeve it's amazing how often we pet it.
  • When work is a pleasure, life is a joy.
  • When work is duty, life is slavery!
  • When you argue with a fool be sure he isn't similarly engaged.
  • When you don't know what to do...Walk fast and look worried.
  • When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail!
  • When you sneer and point your finger don't forget... three fingers are pointing back at you.
  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus you get underwear for Christmas.
  • When you're too busy for friends...You're TOO busy!
  • Whenever I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought passes.
  • Wherever you go, whatever you do, may your guardian angel watch over you.
  • Who says you can't be both rich and good looking?
  • Whoever gossips to you will be a gossip of you.
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why do red lights always last longer than green ones?
  • Why do things go wrong? So you know when things go right.
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
  • Why should I grow up...This is more fun!
  • Windchimes in your yard will serenade garden creatures...Squirrels, fairies and angels.
  • Winners are like tea bags...They get stronger the longer they're in hot water.
  • Winners dwell on their desires, not their limitations.
  • Wipe your paws. (or else!!!)
  • Wisdom is often nearer when we stoop than when we soar.
  • Wishes Don't Wash Dishes (made with a hook for a dish towel)
  • Wishin' won't do the cookin'
  • Wishing you a tub full of love!
  • With Happiness in your sails, life is a breeze.
  • With joy on every birthday, count your age by friends not years.
  • With this ring I thee wed.
  • Without art, the crudeness of reality would make life unbearable!
  • Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
  • Women are meant to be loved...Not to be understood.
  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -- Roseanne
  • Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.
  • Would you like a bit of cheese with your Whine?
  • Wrinkles are antique smiles.
  • X-Stitchers... you can count on us.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.
  • You are obviously a lot smarter than you look!
  • You can bank on any friendship where interest is paid.
  • You can buy friendship with friendship, but never with dollars.
  • You can like almost everybody if you try.
  • You can make more friends by being interested in them than trying to have them be interested in you.
  • You can't get much done by starting tomorrow.
  • You can't scare me...I have children!
  • You can't have everything, where would you put it?
  • You cannot see eye to eye with the person you look down upon.
  • You cannot win if you do not begin.
  • You don't have to be crazy to work here but it helps!
  • You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
  • You have the right to be stupid, but that does not mean you should be.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
  • You may have a heart of gold...But so does a hard boiled egg.
  • You may not be a star but you need not be a cloud.
  • You may not be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again!
  • You never know when you are making a memory.
  • You Stuff...You puff!
  • You want it WHEN?
  • You want me to do WHAT?
  • You will never find a lost article until it has been replaced.
  • You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults.
  • You're never a loser until you quit trying.
  • You're not as dumb as you look...Nobody could look THAT dumb!
  • You're not old...You're chronologically gifted.
  • You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

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